Quahog, Rhode Island — Est. Spooner Street

THE QUAHOG DISPATCH

A fan tribute to the Griffins and the town that puts up with them
Vol. 1  •  Family Guy Fan Page
Front Page

One house, six Griffins, and absolutely no filter.

Peter and Lois Griffin have spent decades raising three kids, a football-shaped dog with a drinking habit, and an infant with a British accent and world-domination plans. This page is a scrapbook of the family, their friends, and the town of Quahog that somehow keeps them all in one piece.

The Griffin family and Brian standing together against a blue background
The Griffin Household
Spooner Street Residents

Meet the Griffins

Six very different personalities under one roof, held together by chaos, casseroles, and the occasional cutaway gag.

Peter Griffin standing apart from the rest of the family
Head of household

Peter

Works at the Pawtucket Brewery, quahog clam by trade, family man by accident. Never met a bad idea he didn't love.

Lois Griffin sitting on the couch with the family
The one holding it together

Lois

Piano teacher, former fencing champion, and the only reason the Griffin household hasn't collapsed entirely.

Chris Griffin raising his fist
Middle child

Chris

Sweet, a little odd, and the family's resident art enthusiast. Once dated the mother of a friend, which everyone still brings up.

Meg Griffin looking startled
Eldest child

Meg

Underappreciated at home, overqualified for the abuse she gets, and quietly the most self-aware Griffin of the bunch.

Stewie Griffin posing in a hoodie
Infant with an agenda

Stewie

One-year-old, English accent, matricidal streak he's mostly grown out of. Building a time machine in the garage, probably.

Brian the dog with arms outstretched
The family dog, technically

Brian

Martini in one paw, unfinished novel in the other. Walks upright, drinks too much, and is somehow the family's moral compass.

Around the House

Daily Life on Spooner Street

Snapshots from an ordinary week in an extremely ordinary house.

Living RoomThe Griffin family gathered in the living room watching television
BackyardPeter and Brian standing in the backyard holding drinks
Waiting RoomThe Griffin family embracing in a waiting room
CosplayPeter and Lois dressed as characters from a space adventure parody
Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland raising their beer mugs together
Peter, Lois, Quagmire, and Joe seated at a table with beer
Quagmire, Peter, Brian, and Joe standing in a backyard
The Drunken Clam

Peter's crew never lets a Tuesday go to waste.

Every good bit in Quahog eventually ends up at a booth in the corner bar, mug in hand, terrible plan in motion. The regulars rotate, but the formula never changes.

  • Glenn Quagmire, next-door neighbor and self-appointed hype man
  • Cleveland Brown, the calm one of the group, most of the time
  • Joe Swanson, police officer, wheelchair user, and the only one who thinks things through
  • Peter Griffin, who started it and will not be talked out of finishing it
Field Reports

Wherever Peter Goes, Trouble Follows

A rotating cast of misadventures, from cruise ships to holding cells.

Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe on a cruise ship deck

The Cruise That Went Sideways

A relaxing vacation, in theory.

Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland handcuffed inside a police transport van

A Brief Misunderstanding With the Law

It was Peter's idea. It's always Peter's idea.

Quagmire giving two thumbs up while sitting in a booth with a beer

Quagmire, Unbothered

No context needed. There never is.

Family Guy logo with the Griffin family cheering

Still running strong, one bad decision at a time.

Twenty-plus seasons in, the Griffins are still finding new ways to make Quahog a slightly more chaotic place to live. This page is a fan-made tribute — thanks for stopping by Spooner Street.