Peter and Lois Griffin have spent decades raising three kids, a football-shaped dog with a drinking habit, and an infant with a British accent and world-domination plans. This page is a scrapbook of the family, their friends, and the town of Quahog that somehow keeps them all in one piece.
Six very different personalities under one roof, held together by chaos, casseroles, and the occasional cutaway gag.

Works at the Pawtucket Brewery, quahog clam by trade, family man by accident. Never met a bad idea he didn't love.

Piano teacher, former fencing champion, and the only reason the Griffin household hasn't collapsed entirely.

Sweet, a little odd, and the family's resident art enthusiast. Once dated the mother of a friend, which everyone still brings up.

Underappreciated at home, overqualified for the abuse she gets, and quietly the most self-aware Griffin of the bunch.

One-year-old, English accent, matricidal streak he's mostly grown out of. Building a time machine in the garage, probably.

Martini in one paw, unfinished novel in the other. Walks upright, drinks too much, and is somehow the family's moral compass.
Snapshots from an ordinary week in an extremely ordinary house.







Every good bit in Quahog eventually ends up at a booth in the corner bar, mug in hand, terrible plan in motion. The regulars rotate, but the formula never changes.
A rotating cast of misadventures, from cruise ships to holding cells.
Twenty-plus seasons in, the Griffins are still finding new ways to make Quahog a slightly more chaotic place to live. This page is a fan-made tribute — thanks for stopping by Spooner Street.